What coulda happened on my first ever day in school?!

The first time i randomly generated this, I got:

What will happen on the first day of school?
• Karen will try to make out with you because they are drunk
• Jho will bite you in the butt
• Kevin will cry about summer being over
• Shashi will bitchslap your teacher when they give you detention
• Gl will eat their lunch and yours while tearfully recounting their summer

What will happen on the first day of school?

• Karen will set off the fire alarm so that you don't have to go back to school

• Jho will skip the first day... and probably the second

• Kevin will cry about summer being over

• Shashi will bite you in the butt

• GL will come to school drunken and fall into a garbage can

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